Friday Fun Tees

I am writing this from the waiting room of a marijuana dispensary. Since I don't have my marijuana license, I am only allowed in the waiting room. The windows are all blacked out, as they must be by law, and the inside looks like the living room of someone's hip 50-something aunt.

Today marked the end of my first week alone in Los Angeles. I spent it by going to Goodwill and looking at all of the weird items they had for sale. Aside from a Santeria candle with Lucille Ball and like 10 bags of Depends, there were some award-worthy t-shirts. I literally went through every single shirt they had. I will share some of the better ones with you now.